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	Three guys, a Pak, a Sri Lankan and an Indian are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total" says the Genie. The Sri Lankan says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Sri Lanka." With a blink of the Genie's eye,'FOOM' the land in Sri Lanka was forever made fertile for farming. The Paki was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Pakistan, so that no foreigners can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Pakistan. The Indian asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the state. Nothing can get in or out." The Indian says, "My wish is that you fill it up with water."


	Q. You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussien, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do? A. Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead. Q. What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani? A. A Doberman. Q. How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying? A. His lips are moving. Q. What do you have when a Pakistani is buried up to his neck in sand? A. Not enough sand. Q. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Pakistanis? A. He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.


	Ashraf, the Pakistani went to London's Heathrow airport to buy his ticket back home to Rawalpindi. At the counter he found that he was 10 pence short of the fare. Having no other way out, he turned to all the other passengers and begged.." Will someone please give me 10 pence? I badly want to go back and meet my Abba and Ammi again!" "Here" said a Sardarji, reaching into his wallet and handing him one Pound "..keep the change and take nine of your countrymen with you!"


	Pakistan just got their new Chinese fighter planes and sent a squadron of pilots there for training. "Ok, this one is easy to fly", said the Chinese trainer, "even you fools should be able to operate it! You press this button to go up, this one to go left and this one for turning right!" "But how do we come down?" asked Capt. Arfath Pasha. "Oh," said the Chinese "leave that to the Indian Air Force!"


	An Indian and a Pakistani walk into a pub. They proceed to each buy a pint of Guinness dark ale. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage two flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Indian pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The Pakistani picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"


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