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| Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on... |
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| Once
Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.
So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could
you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...?" The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "Thank you" and puts the phone down. |
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Laloo's
family planning policy.. "Don't have more than two children in one year" |
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At
a bar in New York, the man to
Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED." |
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| After
having become the CM of Bihar,
Laloo decides to pose for a picture. To show he is down to earth he
decides to pose along with a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows
on the back of the cattle. He poses for the photo. Next day the photo
appears on the front page of a newspaper..... |
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Laloo
Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese
Delegation for Business Development in Bihar. The Japanese Embassy was
quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent
state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower
like Japan." Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very inefficient," he stated "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into Bihar." |
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